Mr. Poopy Pants Footnotes

A little gas is one thing, but when you have to sit with a guy for over two hours that has pooped that's criminal.

Lynyrd Skynyrd, That Smell 1977. One of the songs that we would listen to playing pool in my friend's basement during the time he stole my first girlfriend. Still a good song with not so good memories. You're gonna get some smell when you poop your pants in a stolen car.

Black Sheep 1996. The sequel that wasn't a sequel. Starring the same actors as Tommy Boy and almost as funny. Farley mentions he has chocolate pudding in his underpants and Spayde mentions they didn't have any pudding in the guy in the hospital didn't have chocolate pudding in his pants either...

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